JUDGING PEOPLE BY THEIR UNDERWEAR, NOT BY THE QUALITY OF THEIR CHARACTER

Come on now! give City Councilman Mike Brown a break. Stop laughing derisively at old Brownie, just because he wants to make it illegal for boys and young men to show their underwear above their belt line. It doesn’t make Mike Brown a bad guy. Remember, this is the same Mike Brown who said that God spoke to him directly, and made him vote in favor of eminent domain. Can we totally ignore a man who speaks to God before making a decision? There is nothing wrong with speaking to God; but if you actually believe that God talks back; then you’ve got
BIG problems.

Beleive it or not, this underwear thing has some history, which makes it a little more valid than you and I would first think. Apparently, Councilman Brown noticed that many young men who commit crimes also wear their pants LOW, and let their undies SHOW. Obviously it’s not a cause and effect situation,
but think about this….

Let’s go to the female side of this issue. An un-scientific survey was taken of the singles’ bar scenario recently. They questioned 500 single males about their bar behavior; as it relates to their ability to “score” with the females in attendance. It was discovered that guys were more successful making a sexual hook-up if they concentrated on the females who had the “tramp-stamp” thing going on. You know what that is, right? The tramp-stamp is a sizable tattoo, which starts at mid back, and finishes (most of the time), just above the crack of the butt. So, what do you think? Can we conclude that female pomiscuity is directly linked to tattoos? Who knows? When I asked Jesse Jackson for his opinion,he gave me one of his rhyming responses:
“IF YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER NOT TO BE A SLUT; THEN DON’T ALLOW A TATTOO ABOVE THE BUTT”. Makes sense to me. That’s why I have five tattooless kids. God may speak to Councilman Brown, but Jesse Jackson speaks to me.

Perhaps Mike Brown may want to take on the growing problem of too many babies being born to unwed mothers. Is it possible that we could cut down on this problem by making tattoos above girls’s butts illegal. Hell, at this stage, we should try anything. Talk it over with God,will ya, Mike?
Monday stay tuned for how the “pegged pants” connection.
Also, I’ll be teaching all would-be writers how to get published writers.

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3 Responses to “JUDGING PEOPLE BY THEIR UNDERWEAR, NOT BY THE QUALITY OF THEIR CHARACTER”

  1. ANNON II Says:

    The city’s nannies should focus on the fact that this ‘fad’ originated in prisons…those wearing this ‘style’ are also someone’s ‘bitch’…how it became ‘cool’ outside the cell block is a mystery to me….but shame is the only thing that could achieve the desired change…afterall, who wants to be known as ‘someone’s bitch’? certainly no teenage punks roaming the streets.

    I stand w/those who think this is a fad just like long hair, bell bottoms, head bans, etc., etc. it will change, hopefully, not for something even more offensive. In the meantime shame, shame, shame on bitches on the street who want us to know that they take it in the a_ _ .

  2. ANNON II Says:

    The city’s nannies should focus on the fact that this ‘fad’ originated in prisons…those wearing this ‘style’ are also someone’s ‘bitch’…how it became ‘cool’ outside the cell block is a mystery to me….but shame is the only thing that could achieve the desired change…afterall, who wants to be known as ‘someone’s bitch’? certainly no teenage punks roaming the streets.

    I stand w/those who think this is a fad just like long hair, bell bottoms, head bans, etc., etc. it will change, hopefully, not for something even more offensive. In the meantime shame, shame, shame on bitches on the street who want us to know that they take it in the a_ _ .

  3. ANNON II Says:

    Sorry…must have clicked on ‘submit’ twice.

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