YOU MAY FIND THIS FUNNY…I DON’T!

T H E C A T IN THE HAT ON AGING

I CANNOT SEE
I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT CHEW
I CANNOT SCREW
OH, MY GOD, WHAT CAN I DO?

MY MEMORY SHRINKS
MY HEARING STINKS

NO SENSE OF SMELL
I LOOK LIKE HELL
MY MOOD IS BAD–CAN YOU TELL?

MY BODY’S STOOPING–HAVE TROUBLE POOPING

THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AS LAST
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS

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One Response to “YOU MAY FIND THIS FUNNY…I DON’T!”

  1. ANNON II Says:

    Now you know why Bette Davis said: ‘Getting old ain’t for sissies’.

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