Direct From The Personal Ads In An Irish Newspaper.
It helps if you read this out loud with an Irish accent.
“Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club, and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o’clock in the morning”
“Bitter disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancie, seeks decent, honest reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.”
“Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.”
Bad tempered, foul-mouth old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with a lovely chest”
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11:30pm”
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.”

You know, the actual descriptions are often the same for many men in this country. The difference is that anerican men hide it well, while the Irish guys lay it right out there for all to see. You know what you are getting right up front….although who the hell would want what is offered above. I think it appeals to those crazy women whom we read about falling in love with inmates doing life in prision for horrendous crimes.


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