After nearly 45 years of marriage. a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t done in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to the calf.

Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion ofhe leg. He continued in the same manner down her right side.

Then, suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she became quite aroused by his caressing she asked in a loving voice, “Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?

“I FOUND THE REMOTE”, he mumbled.

(Yes, my girlfriend does have a sense of humor).


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